
The 24-7 drama queen.
No need for an introduction to this female friend. Everything is a soap opera in her life. Everything. She can’t even wake up in the morning without being mad and/or depressed about something. She has a little black cloud equipped for destroying nice days and raining on parades. The worst part about a drama queen is that she needs her loyal subjects to experience the drama with her. You couldn’t care less that some chick wore the same dress as her. You don’t give a rat’s behind about her toy chihuahua getting sick. But, she doesn’t care. She just needs a sounding board and if you’re one of her friends… then you’re it. Off with her head. Move on.